These are all functional art pipes that I've carved in wood, taken from photos that people have sent me. The vulva comes out and the bowl is where the vagina opens. With the cocks, you suck on the head.

With the pipes I'm asking the art collector to be a participant in their statement, which is, virginity or decadence? Clean or dirty? Once it's used it's never the same. The question becomes even more interesting when the piece is a commissioned representation of theirs or someone they loves vulva.

That being said, take this out at a party and see the attention that you get.

I've been making pipes for ten years and feel that my pipes are the best smoking pipes available even though that is not what they are made for. These pipes are sculptural, if smoked from, the the wood finish around the bowl will blacken.

For custom pipes contact me for the details.